King of the Mountains. In Kent? Shorely shome mishtake.

This is why we don't tend to have the Tour de France in Britain (apart from Britain not being France, presumably):

Twenty-three years after his namesake, Robert Millar, won the King of the Mountains classification in the Tour, David Millar, the time-trial specialist, reversed roles and became a climber for a day, pulling on the Tour’s polka dot jersey for best climber at the finish in Canterbury. (The Times)

Next time I hope to see them exit Britain via Norfolk. King of the Mountains?!